on heroes

I couldn’t resist the TOP prompt this week…..here’s my tongue-in-cheek look at the dangers of basing your expectations for love and men on novels…….the Heathcliffs, Darcys and Rochesters; I mean we all did it, didn’t we?

Heights

Up on the moors by Haworth
the palette grey, bleak, wind
rioting across stone and grass.

A lover behind me who recited
Daddy to me on our first date
now pulling his face and
failing to see the point –
but they were fictional
he says in defence of
feeling bored but

I hear her call his name
her tone desperate, her love
the eternal rocks beneath, little
visible delight but necessary
.

I am Heathcliff she said
and with those words my
expectations changed.

I look over my shoulder at
lover boy who has realised which
side his bread’s buttered and
pipes up shall we visit Plath’s
grave now, sealing his fate.

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27 Responses to “on heroes”

  1. johemmant Says:

    ‘the eternal rocks beneath, little visible delight but necessary’ is from Wuthering Heights. And Daddy is of course Plath’s.

  2. enigma Says:

    Oh, dont get me started on this subject LOL, i always went with the ‘bad” boys, and used to get swallowed up and spat out, as i became older, there was this strange pattern develpong, a sort of reversal.
    great poem, it made me laugh, lover boy is such a funny expression….but what you wrote is too true, brilliant, as usual.

  3. Rethabile Says:

    “Daddy” on the first date? Bad move. Nice write.

    Is England as chilly as France, this beginning of spring?

  4. johemmant Says:

    Yep, dark brooding man, do I ever hear you, Enigma :) . Yep, that’s sort of riding for a fall isn’t it, Rethabile GRIN……And yes, it’s been snowing off and on here for days brrrrrrr.

  5. Paul Says:

    “Exquisitely crafted narrative poem,” he says. Captures the characters in a glimpse and literary context.

  6. James Steerforth Says:

    Clever and definitely tongue-in-cheek!

  7. Scot Says:

    yes Jo–clever write–enjoyed it

  8. AuraGem Says:

    I relate! Definitely went through “the Heathcliff stage” for a long time. Had to learn the hard way that the rugged type was not all my type!

    A fun post!

    Gemma

  9. dale Says:

    Oh, Lord. Laughing so that I can barely type.

    But while Plath has long since palled, I still read the Brontes with delight.

    “Am I very ugly, Jane?”

    “You always were, you know.”

    Charlotte runs the fantasy both ways: that somehow, no need for advertisement or display, the riches of our inner life will be manifest to… someone. Ai. Not in the fallen world, I’m afraid.

  10. S. Thomas Summers Says:

    excellent use of alusion. a pleasing effort.

  11. Tumblewords Says:

    Superb. I knew those expectations and, alas, some of the disappointments. Your first stanza builds a novel of its own!

  12. johemmant Says:

    Oh I don’t know Dale, that’s a kind of pessimistic view…….I’ve always preferred ‘inner worlds’ over looks (we’ve all got our failings…… :) ). If I had to pick, I think Rochester would be my favourite of the three, he’s the most rounded and Jane Eyre, my favourite of the three novels, though P&P is almost perfect.

  13. mariacristina Says:

    You know how we women operate, don’t you jo? At least in the poem you have the hindsight of a woman who has seen a few too many Heathcliffs.

    Great poem, witty and wise.

    I still like Sylvia Plath as well as the 19th century greats.

  14. Childlife Says:

    Oh, Jo… I shouldn’t laugh, but this one tickled me! Poor lover boy… he can’t win!

    Dark and brooding is so romantic when you’re a teenager reading Bronte - I thought so too :) But you’re so right, it’s a dangerous hook to hang your hopes on.

    I sure wouldn’t have been enthralled with the romance of a Heathcliff skulking around a hospital room during our oldest’s early years - LOL! The romance of humor, loyalty, and an even temper is worth it’s weight in gold… outside of the realm of fiction, anyway. :D

  15. whypaisley Says:

    whereas i am an avid lover of all things plath,, i do not find the romance in her that i would in say,, wuthering heights….

    however,, never having been much of a romantic… the pain that “loverboy” was able to identify with,, coupled with his understanding of plaths “daddy” would probably have drawn me in hook line and sinker!!!!!

  16. Linda Jacobs Says:

    This is so rich! Heathcliff, Plath, moors. These words hold so much. You used just the right number of them. And that last stanza with “loverboy” is priceless! Unfortunately, my “loverboy” would think that Heathcliff was a candy bar, that Plath was really a path in the woods where we could go necking, and that I’d spelled Coors wrong!

    Thank you for taking me away for a few minutes!

  17. amuirin Says:

    Oh god, I loved those last lines.

    Now I’m laughing.

  18. virginia Says:

    deliciously clever as always! :)

  19. Lisa Says:

    I’m going to have to echo some comments before and say the first word that came to mind after reading your poem was….clever. I liked it very much - nice work.

  20. gautami tripathy Says:

    I wrote about Heathcliff in my other blog, a while back. Dark and brooding, yes. Romantic..I wouldn’t call him that.

    You captured it well..

    creatures of eerie night

  21. noahthegreat Says:

    You know, I can’t really say anything that hasn’t already been said. I just need to come here first. :P

  22. sweettalkingguy Says:

    Yeah, very cleverly done! (don’t you just hate that word, cleverly?)

  23. sister AE Says:

    I’m glad you couldn’t resist!

  24. johemmant Says:

    Thank you guys, this was fun. I’m smiling at Gautami’s comment……I would call him romantic, quintessentially so…….I mean he didn’t whisper sweet nothings but he loved her passionately, absolutely faults and all…….how many do that?

  25. Paul Says:

    Cool,

  26. Tiel Aisha Ansari Says:

    Well, give lover boy points for trying! Nice contrast in atmosphere.

  27. anthonynorth Says:

    Heathcliff sure is popular this week. And so nicely done.

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